Azealia Banks’ Latest Venture Is Butthole Soap and People Are Loving It
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Last week, Azealia Banks announced her latest project. No, it didn’t have anything to do Elon Musk. It has to do with bottoms.
Banks signal-boosted the new product on Instagram, advertising soaps for men (Bussy Boy) and women (Pussy Pop) through her skincare line CheapyXO, and asking volunteers to send before-and-after photos of their buttholes so she could document their progress. The product promises to “lighten and tighten,” and Banks said on Instagram that for the trial, “your butthole gotta be chopped, OK? I don’t wanna see no nice buttholes.” On her merch site, the ingredients are listed as “Witch Hazel, Coconut Oil, Lactic Acid, Vitamin C, Tea Tree Oil.”
When I tell you I’m CRYING pic.twitter.com/RS0OxsvRJA
— zont play it safe (@cvrlitosx) September 14, 2018
While some people tweeted about buying the Pussy Pop soap (which is for the vagina), the Bussy Boy soap is the obvious favorite so far, especially within the gay community.
Azealia Banks threw the first bussy boy soap at Stonewall.
— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) September 17, 2018
My hole before and after using Azealia Banks’ Bussy Boy soap pic.twitter.com/MGAQAe4FDX
— Spooky Anal Eaze Keating 🧠🦗 [email protected] of Anal (@deaddilf69) September 17, 2018
Maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s #bussyboy
— 🍸 (@chr1stofe) September 20, 2018
BOTTOMS, THIS IS OUR RENNAISANCE! WE HAVE NOTHING TO BREAK BUT OUR POPPERS, FLEET ENEMAS, AND OUR UNHEALTHY EATING HABITS! BUSSYBOY HAS SPOKEN pic.twitter.com/P9iwGZQros
— Huey Freeman (@_byeologist) September 19, 2018
azealia banks rebranded herself and sells bussy soap for bottoms now and honestly i love that for her
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) September 18, 2018
Azealia Banks asking gays to send her progress pictures of their assholes after using her anal bussy soap for advertisement is the content I needed today.
— austin (@iAustinLucas) September 13, 2018
There haven’t been that many before-and-after photos posted yet, but there are related photos on her timeline if you dare to scroll. The bussy soap is just one product in a long line of Banks merch: Once upon a time she was selling vintage Judy Blume books and dick candles.
Banks posted a photo on Wednesday showing off her “soap money.”
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